Fake Fighting Digest -- WWE Roundup (Raw 5/6/13 & Smackdown 5/10/13): Ryback Nip-Slips and The Great Khali Just Generally Being Awesome
RAW 5/6/13 -God dammit, Cena. It's not bad enough you co-opted Daniel Bryan's "YES!" chants while he was fighting in a match that you cost him? You had to cut an ENTIRE PROMO based on co-opting his chants? This is incredibly annoying, even for you. I can't even believe I just said that but there it is. -THANK YOU VICKIE *clap clap clapclapclap* -Seriously, though, I'm really starting to love Vickie and her "EXCUSE ME"s. Not so much that "Cougar" necklace, though. -Seriously, though, John Cena is ten years old. There are few things in wrestling less compelling than him insulting people. In five minutes he has derided Ryback for "running away screaming like a little girl" because he wisely decided against a match against The Shield that most likely would have ended up with him getting the crap kicked out of him, called him a "complainer" for calmly explaining his legitimate issues with Cena, done a super fuc...