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I Want to See a Donald Trump v. John Cena Debate...

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Trump: This guy. He talks about "hustle, loyalty, and respect" but his workrate is garbage, he steals his friends' girlfriends--true story, people, true story--and he buries every young talent that comes through WWE. The only thing he's good for is selling shirts and visiting Make-a-Wish kids. Seriously, look at that shirt, it's neon orange . It's embarrassing. And, by the way, John, I do WAY more charity work than you could ever do. I am a-- Cena: WHOA WHOA WHOA stop right there, jack! I can't take another WORD of this VERBAL FECES spewing from your lips cuz it's makin' ya breath reek worse than ya ASS, SON! Trump: Don't talk to me about bad breath. This guy, you should smell --I wish you were up here to--I can smell his breath from here ! It's disgusting. It's disgusting and to me--my position has always been that if you want to be president, you need good oral hygiene. I mean, hello?! That's a no-brain, right? And I'll ...

Selfless Sunday: John Cena Grant's Videogame wishes too

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Kids today have all sorts of modern wishes, like play video games with me. John Cena jobs to him  in the game like a champ.

Selfless Sunday: John Cena at his Best

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I love this little boy's face when he sees John Cena and screams "John Cena"!

VUNDACAST ch 32 Fake Fighting Frenzy ep. 10 Return of the D-rock

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On this weeks Vundacast D-rock returns from California to drop some sweet wrestling insight on the biggest moments of the year that was 2014. We go through the Slammy Awards, and Stephen weighs in also with his opinions. That's right kids! Fake Fighting Frenzy is back and this is just the tip of the iceberg, so get your Titanic ready cause it's going down. Make sure to subscribe on Itunes and Stitcher if you dig it brother. powered by podcast garden

Fake Fighting Frenzy: Pre-Extreme Rules

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Tonight is Extreme Rules on the WWE Network the first wrestling pay-per-view event after Wrestlemania. Vundablog.com is pretty darn hyped for it. We've been doing a wrestling podcast on Vundablog's official podcast the Vundacast. We like to call it Fake Fighting Frenzy and we have our Pre-Extreme Rules podcast up just in time for the show tonight. You can subscribe to us on iTunes  or hear it on the player below. Here is Derrick's predicted match order Extreme Rules 2014 Card (predicted order) -Pre-Show: Hornswoggle v. El Torito (WeeLC match) -Daniel Bryan v. Kane (WWE World Heavyweight Championship match) -Alexander Rusev v. R-Truth & Xavier Woods (Handicap match) -Big E v. Bad News Barrett (WWE Intercontinental Championship match) -Cesaro v. Jack Swagger v. Rob Van Dam -Bray Wyatt v. John Cena (Steel Cage match) -Paige v. Tamina Snuka (WWE Divas Championship match) -The Shield v. Evolution ...

Fake Fighting Frenzy: WWE Network Review

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#HELLINACELL PREVIEW!

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OK. The whole "Road to Hell in a Cell" thing kinda went off a cliff, so-to-speak. What can I tell you? I've been a busy guy lately. But I promise I'm going to make it up to you--and here's how: first of all, with this in-depth preview of the Hell in a Cell PPV, going match-by-match to unravel the story behind it (if any) and prognosticate on what might happen, what should happen, and what will happen; then, on Sunday, I will be tweeting LIVE from Section 306 of the American Airlines Arena at HELL IN A CELL 2013 starting at 7pm (my Twitter handle is @bioponic ); and finally, the following morning, I will be posting a full recap of Hell in a Cell right here at Vundablog.com! So without further ado, let's get right to it... WWE Intercontinental Championship Match -- Curtis Axel (c) v. Big E Langston (Pre-Show) How We Got Here: That's a good question, actually. Basically, CM Punk had a match with Big E to gear up for Ryback and after Punk defeated B...

Fake Fighting Digest -- WWE Roundup (Raw 5/6/13 & Smackdown 5/10/13): Ryback Nip-Slips and The Great Khali Just Generally Being Awesome

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RAW 5/6/13 -God dammit, Cena.  It's not bad enough you co-opted Daniel Bryan's "YES!" chants while he was fighting in a match that you cost him?  You had to cut an ENTIRE PROMO based on co-opting his chants?  This is incredibly annoying, even for you.  I can't even believe I just said that but there it is. -THANK YOU VICKIE *clap clap clapclapclap* -Seriously, though, I'm really starting to love Vickie and her "EXCUSE ME"s.  Not so much that "Cougar" necklace, though. -Seriously, though, John Cena is ten years old.  There are few things in wrestling less compelling than him insulting people.  In five minutes he has derided Ryback for "running away screaming like a little girl" because he wisely decided against a match against The Shield that most likely would have ended up with him getting the crap kicked out of him, called him a "complainer" for calmly explaining his legitimate issues with Cena, done a super fuc...

Fake Fighting Digest: WWE Roundup (Raw & Smackdown)

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RAW 4/29/13 Langston/Rodriguez/Colter -Big E Langston takes on Ricardo Rodriguez and Zeb Coulter in a three-way dance and the winner gets to pick the stipulation for the match at Extreme Rules?  Oh, this is GENIUS.  Especially if Big E doesn't win.  Actually, Big E winning would be way too obvious.  I fully expect him to lose.  Especially since triple threat matches are always No DQ. "NO!  DON'T COUNT TO THREE!  TOUCH MY BOOB INSTEAD!" -Wait so AJ stops Zeb from getting the win...and then just stands there while RR gets the pin? -That was seriously wildly entertaining.  A healthy dose of Big E beating the snot out of RR and Zeb, plenty of funny (Coulter collapsing and claiming his knee went out leading to RR attacking Big E with the bucket totally made me lol so hard), a particularly fun, enjoyable sequence where each of the three wrestlers intervened on behalf of their representatives in the match leading to a perfectly logical reaso...